DEAR SANTA....

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Dear Santa Clause,
After receiving this photograph in an email from my mother, I have decided that I no longer want those nifty car accessories I asked you to bring me for Christmas. Instead I would like to have one of these groovy new scarves. Please let me know if Mrs. Clause can knit one of these up for me in a size "Pamela" ok? Mother's email said that this scarf would make me stand out in a crowd, but I just thought it would be so nice to wear to work....
Thanks again,
Hippy

2 comments:

YoursTruly said...

Those wacky Asians...they just come up with the funniest (and weirdest) stuff.

(I want the one with the tat on her left tit.) BWA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAW

Sassy said...

Ohhh I want one with nipples the size of bologna slices!